The old Q Kanqiu never just clogging up the football jokes _ old Q Kanqiu

Old Q Kanqiu not just clogging up the football jokes soccer this should be a kind of enjoyment, the Chinese soccer always makes one feel gloomy, tortured. However, in China there is a very successful "Milutinovic happy football" concept is admirable, not to mention Milutinovic's "attitude is everything" is very political and very Jingshi, soccer for fun, this is not the consistent pursuit of our fans? in Dalian football peak days, Dalian Street alley going around many well-known football jokes, we do not have to go to the authenticity of his choice, and you don't have to track down who's fiction, these football jokes are goodwill, not just clogging up, maybe I can give you a lot of fun. Here is my collection of Dalian football jokes, many are my personal experience and friends, hope you spend a pleasant holiday "seven tianle". A ADI's birthday party ADI is Dalian Brazil foreign aid, open-minded and have fans. In the Dalian question for several years, he was "China". Crafty face always with a smile "bad," one of spots Dalian awkward, often provoked by Peter Chun friends. Once ADI birthday, Dalian players give him in Furama get a PARTY. Private rooms in light grey, Adi mood of sorts, but for Westerners etiquette, Adi has no words. When the guest has settled down, Adi on side of the waiter said: "Mrs, you look at me and who is black?" Zhang enhua (Dalian: he) waiter said: "of course you are black." ADI "make demon" to ask those teammates: "furans said, I miss more black and who?" and they laugh. ADI went on to say: "even the lighting will not give, she's not better than I do of the dark?" is at this point, room ablaze, ADI's avowed white teeth more than usual! white (ii) to bonuses that ADI da away war jinde, Adi in the first half into the kernel "Wu long ball", he was very disappointing. The second half, Adi I kept a belly fire into the equaliser in a winning goal. This it was so close. At the end of last year, Dalian won the League title, the players joy. One day, Adi holding contracts found for Club General Manager has to play the two "scoring" bonus. Some laugh or cry. ADI solemnly swears it says that: "in black and white, you write the contract, each into a ball with 10 000 bonus, I went into the two, you must perform the contract, giving me twenty thousand. "No matter how deep, Adi snap into the contract. Later, some really good places to ADI Prize for scoring. However, a new set of rewards and punishments Ordinance states: black ball is invalid. ADI good please teammates pick. ��������ż��wbr>����wbr>���б���ɹ��ӵ���70����,������Ҷ�ȥ���ɱ��� At that time spoke was "friendship first, second" competition, a contest to make mixed political overtones, less performing more without much enthusiasm, it is a diplomatic mission. Although at that time China hadn't Cup, but the level and position absolutely not inferior to today. After the end of the visit in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia country organized national team to visit, and there's the "big city" in the shopping. Then the "socialist States," life is strongly not to go, what Mongolia? big late very filial, grew out of a trip to a country, how have dotted the "tasty" go home, how to explain to the mother. Big late East looked West shopping, "NOK" in Ulaanbaatar to buy things it's very little, a little of a few pieces of foreign currency is not spent. Is a big worry later, MO exhibition suddenly eyes bright, "Newland" was later seen. big (1) of the exquisite small thermos, a low price, about $ 2 RMB. Tai Chi is pleased to have made, so that the salesman played packaging. Home, big late at the airport to buy candy gave a taste of relatives and friends, and take out the exquisite thermos to mother, opened a look at: "Dalian glassware factory" manufacturing. (This paragraph I was playing in the Beijing shichahai sports school classmates say) (4) fake fans crazy people who have a passion for football that Dalian is an indisputable fact that our Office is a typical fans tribal. Each to Monday, peer are blogged yesterday's race, very professional, sometimes we collectively to the scene at the hometown team. Jilin coming to little Jia began not understand our behavior, but also with the tide, but she is honest and say I went out to see the ball for the next "program", the game is finished to KTV entertainment, I'm really angry or helpless. Funny thing is that every time I go to see the ball, she would have "late" more than half an hour, after I heard that settles the score 0: 0, total ridicule say, didn't come late, 0: 0 in the beginning, so let us laugh or cry. Remember, colleagues in discussing tomorrow's races, she asked as soon interrupted: "Racing tomorrow who and who," someone answer: "Dalian on Wanda". The very modest laomei then said: "Dalian and Wanda are very powerful, can not playing!" Dalian football over the past two years, "its torrent dashes down 3000 feet", I have some tired, she told me yesterday to see the ball went to the scene, but also proudly said: "I am more fans of !" real Feng Shui turn ! (true) (5) I do referee be "punished" Dalian stadium is very "clean", this is not my own "Lei", the golf course at best could only hear the "referee" yell, no foul, no what called as today are derived. A year of military training. At noon, school teachers, college football and the military wing of the instructors hold a friendship game, I honour ambit of any particular judge. In the new artificial turf for completion, two amateur team really compete with arms, maybe the soldiers feel climbing habit of rolling beat, tackle actions cannot avoid too big, I turned of compassion, never "yellow card" warning, this caused discontent among the staff team of serious and "dirty word" open "provocation" my authority, I am of course to "card" warning! when I was an instructor team "win" a grain of shootouts, school "cheerleading" Li old led his less than 100 people hire Qi shout: swap the referee! this sound is not loud and Jinzhou Stadium, but also overwhelming. Li old a short walk into the stadium, gave me a "red card", homeopathy has robbed me of the "rice bowl". In this way, I was denied the right to judge. �ҿ������й�����������IJ��У�����˵���л��б����µ�����������ֻ���ڴ˱�Թ����������Q��ԭ������������� ��r />��q٩��wbr>http://blog.sina.com.cn/laoqkq wbr />������Q��http://blog.sina.com.cn/dll