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The old Q Kanqiu little-known China football humor _ old Q Kanqiu
Old Q Kanqiu little-known China football humour �� old Q Kanqiu little-known China football jokes �� little-known China football humour "/ > little-known China football humour"/> read [4270] replies [9] this fall, the Chinese soccer bad, I really don't want to say it's everything in the heavens. Wuhan exit is super, expecting a big in October, didn't expect FA Zhalei of those "host" is ignored, but even to dispose of Wuhan. But it is also very funny, don't look at the Chinese Football Association to find "soft persimmon" pinch, wavering "official language" also make people laugh or cry, Wuhan zero transfer basic unravelled, a while back, Super bonus accounting for the ridiculous is already and Chinese football bye-bye to others made in Beijing the "representative" of the invitation. Just like in the coke large seeked said: "there chengwang now gave birth to the XX, daily home to steal dogs play, climb climbing ash gray, uncles of raising a child, my uncles does not know what, let's arm broken, to sleeve. "These aren't doing? so a Duan: you see the football? you will see! read yours! or wanna point I overweight at the record of the little-known Duan, if you think very yellow very violent, never outside, I quite precious? a Zhu gianghu guests 27 January 2005, the Chinese football association formally identified as national team coach Zhu gianghu, with the goal of the 2008 Olympic Games to enter the eight-strong and the 2010 World Cup qualifier. Zhu excited, that night a friend to the Football Association officials, to the good, the ball Blaster were in a luxury hotel to celebrate. Friends soon after, a big smile on the waiter said: "Miss, tea". Miss may, from the number 1234 to Zhu gianghu began. Zhu face displeasure, said: "tea". Miss six to reverse a haste in 1987. Zhu would drink: "what is your number?" and "Miss Dan hiding from said:" I belong to pigs! "(2) heads more black Chinese soccer very political including women and children," three big women's volleyball team spirit, "apprentice training has always been a habit of the Chinese Football Association. But the referee training, Xie absolute leading trend. China football referee during military training in xianghe, military, politics, law, management, security, although during the "door" event, an instructor in General is not effective. On this day, Xie to inspect. When the President of the TSE, the reviewing judge had seen, and a new spirit, mood and joy, and shouted: "comrades!" magistrates were drawn out: "the President is good." Xie happily said: "comrades tanning!" magistrates are louder and shouted: "President more black!" (3) chic detention low quality Chinese players is common, open room drinking, fighting, gambling pick up hot chicks frequently headlines, but serious disciplinary tend also isn't too much to see, however, joke big thing often and have them. On this day, a super players astonished child II Biao child three hammers a stem, a dozen people to chase the KTV. Don't look at Super players ball's not them, singing stars of Nice, in charge of their package of audio broadcast to Hall mansion, toilets on the Horn. The reception, three hammers impulse, on its child said: "I am afraid to shout down with Xie, you dare to call the dissolution of the Chinese Football Association?" astonished child said: "who's afraid of who you dare call me dare to call. "Hammer sound loud and shouted:" down with Xie! "in response to its child hoarse, just shout to two-thirds, three hammer hands to block large cord to a child's mouth. After a moment, KTV security large cord to a child away. (Do you know why the child is taken away large dinner?) (4) President Xie is cake to Dalian shide has not too cold, can be Chairperson of high-rise on success thanks respectfully a plus. Previous day long vacation, success see LAT Xie's dilemma is, never hitting xuis the President put the request to Dalian Xie couldn't help but get bonus autumn holiday and ANBO spa bath. At the local hotel's farm feast, drew much touched by Xie. However, the waiter to disdain sophisticated Chea President good meal and ridiculed. During the banquet, Xie couldn't help but get interest asked the waiter: "Miss, your specials?" answer: "Miss fried lobster. "The King with his colors, they commonly asked again:" don't come to meat, vegetarian? "and" Braised asparagus, "said Miss. Xie face a bit wrong, said: "what is the staple food?" and "Miss beaming said:" the President is cakes! " (Dalian pulandian dialect," I "and" food sounds like, read: XI) (5) II disorder find ultra player who is not an object is too high, a lot of money, don't think that the Chinese players haodong also miss the migrant worker is true, he has also hints? it's not that his playing for a few years ball, BMW are acquired. That day, he went to that object. Driving a BMW, carrying a new understanding of girlfriend, two sprained flattered. Approach to the crossing, just to avoid the Red boulders, second to show Jan scenery, not hesitate straight flush. I didn't expect chuoyue diverse girl continues, people girl said: even the red light will dare to venture, in future, afraid! this disorder was under 2, Office objects carefully. They say that the divorce of kicking a ball, and did find objects hard, and soon got his second girlfriend. This second his experienced and drove the ideal city driving, the "green light" is off, the car is not open. Can a girlfriend and "yellow". 2 his wonder? family girl said: even the red lights are afraid, you play football? what is the future! offer (6) wedding two sprained a slap in the face that play "limbs developed, simple-minded", meaning that too few of the books you read. You can play a lot of money, earned his second bought Villa,Also found a read chemical "MBA" girlfriend. To avoid this, the second wedding ceremony was held. Everything went smoothly, the second is the brilliant disorder. The master of ceremonies for two new feelings, disorder and do two sprained a chance to get in front of friends and relatives. II avoid pulled two sentences: I'm glad I and Feyenoord love water as a precious, Feyenoord is "hydrogen", I am the "oxygen", I love like water purity! wedding burst into applause, the guest for his vast knowledge and joy at this time, his bride swallow a bitter slap pumping in his face. ���ýԾ�������֪������Ϊʲô�����������ˮ�ķ���ʽ��H2O����������Q��ԭ������������� ��